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I’ve been sick all week. It sucks. I’ve noticed that I’ve become more prone to falling ill in the last year, but I can’t decide why. It could be any number of things. I’ve changed so much in my life. I’ve decided, at least for this time, to blame Disneyland. No place on Earth crams so many snot-nosed brats into such a small space. And let me tell you, Disneyland plays host to some of the snottiest and nosiest of brats. Next time I go to Disneyland, I think I’ll bring an IV of orange juice. Hey! I wonder if I can skip ahead in line if I walk around with one of those cool hospital style mobile IVs.